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Originally Posted by SNR
Top Ten Reasons I'm Glad David Letterman is Leaving:
10. David Letterman isn't funny
9. Paul Schaffer is the worst person to put on TV. Ever.
8. Old people will maybe wise up and do something more productive with their time
7. Hopefully staying at home will prevent him from leaking out any more spawns of himself
6. Jay Leno probably feels a bit lonely
5. If he's hanging out with Jay, he probably won't have time to say to CBS, "Hey, and if you guys need anything when Craig Ferguson takes over, I'm just a phone call away"
4. Eyeballs across America will suffer 23% less stress from having to look at shit that ugly for an hour every weeknight
3. Did I mention that Paul Schaffer can go die in an AIDS fire?
2. Did I mention that David Letterman isn't funny?
1. NEVER HAVE TO LISTEN THROUGH ANOTHER UNFUNNY PIECE OF SHIT TOP TEN LIST EVER A****INGGAIN!
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And who gives a shit about making celebrities "more human". I mean I can understand with Xenu invading Hollywood they may not all be human, but celebrity worship is for soccer moms and teenagers.