04-10-2014, 01:49 PM
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Mindful Taoist German
Join Date: Aug 2000
Casino cash: $7891662
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Originally Posted by Dunerdr
Underage women annoy me got hit on by a good lookin young thing wearing a class of '15 shirt last night at a drive in. She said she was gonna add me on fb after reading my name on the card. I really wanted to tell her to hop in we could check in at pound town together but I'm a married man. And she's probably just working for tips. Bitch.
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They always be trip'n...
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"He had no teeth, and he was slobbering all over himself. I'm thinking, 'You can have your money back, just get me out of here. Let me go be an accountant." I can't tell you how badly I wanted out of there."
Denver rookie QB John Elway, on Jack Lambert, after Lambert and the Steelers knocked Elway out of his first game as a pro (1983).
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Originally Posted by rico
I wish I always ended up at gay bars.
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