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Originally Posted by Simply Red
Tell them it's medical equipment - It's what I'd do - they'll turn around. 
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look at this baller ass mother****er with his life hacker skills you want some social engineering up in this bitch simply red got you covered you know i talk to this scaled-down piece of evil all the time and i'm like damn son how you playing everyone in the world all at once and he's like hey bro sometimes you get the b'ar and sometimes it gets you and let me tell you something i'm eating a lot of bear steaks these days by the way always season that shit with a dry rub with plenty of paprika and white pepper because bear meat can be a little gamy so in short if you have a problem if no one else can help you and if you can find him, maybe you can hire the simply red did you know he could actually kick the entire ass of the a-team with one hand tied behind his back because ninja aliens from the planet HIIIIIIIIIIIYA 7 once abducted him and gave him super martial powers like bear-style crafty kicks which of course he uses to take down the aforementioned bears you know they say george washington used to **** the shit out of bears and though simply red could easily have his way with them he chooses not to because he's celibate and has been for a very ****ing long time, plus he respects all living creatures and why would you try to **** something you want to eat anyway but in short jesus christ simply red's mom has got it going on because damn son her offspring be like the second coming of jesus christ himself