Quote:
Originally Posted by Douche Baggins
look at this baller ass mother****er with his life hacker skills you want some social engineering up in this bitch simply red got you covered you know i talk to this scaled-down piece of evil all the time and i'm like damn son how you playing everyone in the world all at once and he's like hey bro sometimes you get the b'ar and sometimes it gets you and let me tell you something i'm eating a lot of bear steaks these days by the way always season that shit with a dry rub with plenty of paprika and white pepper because bear meat can be a little gamy so in short if you have a problem if no one else can help you and if you can find him, maybe you can hire the simply red did you know he could actually kick the entire ass of the a-team with one hand tied behind his back because ninja aliens from the planet HIIIIIIIIIIIYA 7 once abducted him and gave him super martial powers like bear-style crafty kicks which of course he uses to take down the aforementioned bears you know they say george washington used to **** the shit out of bears and though simply red could easily have his way with them he chooses not to because he's celibate and has been for a very ****ing long time, plus he respects all living creatures and why would you try to **** something you want to eat anyway but in short jesus christ simply red's mom has got it going on because damn son her offspring be like the second coming of jesus christ himself
|
What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little bitch ass was gonna get yo homie Rausch.