Personally, I think that the bike has potential.
No suspension, which immediately translates to good in the hipster world. This bad ass-wannabe is so close to fixie heaven.
Jesus CE, you can't possibly imagine the amount of ass you can pull with a straight up, bad ass fixie bike. We're going to give you a new makeover, starting with that granny bike your riding.
All the hot chicks love fixies...
See how close you are to fixie heaven? 40 year old dorks ride bikes with suspensions. You are a young man looking for a place to park your soon to be bad ass fixie, order up a tall boy PBR and prepare for the hipster chick onslaught. So close...
How's your ability to grow a quasi-handle bar mustache or a beard?