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Old 04-19-2014, 01:34 PM   #56
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Originally Posted by DeezNutz View Post
"Doc Sadler is a high-character coach who is also an excellent tactician..." /Alden at the introductory presser
If I even heard rumors of a hire like that, here's what I would do:
- Acquire press pass
- Go to grocery store, ask for rotten tomatoes from the produce department trash can
- Attend presser introducing rehashed, repeat failure as new MU basketball coach
- Take rotten tomatoes from bag, consider throwing them at Alden
- Set down tomatoes, take out apples I also bought at the store
- Condense the prussic acid from their seeds and purify its hydrogen cyanide
- Slip the cyanide in Alden's smug-ass water bottle
- Tell him I did this, and then punch him in the gut. Hard.
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