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Old 04-19-2014, 12:38 PM   #57
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Originally Posted by Stanley Nickels View Post
If I even heard rumors of a hire like that, here's what I would do:
- Acquire press pass
- Go to grocery store, ask for rotten tomatoes from the produce department trash can
- Attend presser introducing rehashed, repeat failure as new MU basketball coach
- Take rotten tomatoes from bag, consider throwing them at Alden
- Set down tomatoes, take out apples I also bought at the store
- Condense the prussic acid from their seeds and purify its hydrogen cyanide
- Slip the cyanide in Alden's smug-ass water bottle
- Tell him I did this, and then punch him in the gut. Hard.
That's a great plan. He should be beaten with a club mercilessly days on end for even considering that hire after what we just went through.
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