Week 1: Sweet, return of McCluster. Should be a sellout crowd of non-Packers, Cowboys, Steelers or Bronco fans.
Week 2: Man there's someone in the scheduling committee who loves KC. Getting the game at Pile High out of the way is huge.
Week 3: Should've known the Chiefs would draw a Florida game while it's still Summer down there.
Week 4: Last time KC had MNF at Arrowhead that didn't involve the Chargers was against the Patriots in 2004. Hope that's not some sort of omen.
Week 5: At least it's not the first game of the year.
Week 6: At least it's not a week four bye.
Week 7: Again, someone is protecting KC from on high by giving them the Chargers' road game after a bye week.
Week 8: Sure.
Week 9: This could be the game that melts the CP server if Alex gets a megadeal, the Chiefs suck and if Geno is playing well (or at least the starter in NY).
Week 10: Getting real tired of KC playing Buffalo every ****ing year.
Week 11: The reigning champs come to town. Great.
Week 12: So they draw the short week against Oakland which looks doable now but that's assuming they continue being incompetent.. At some point that might not be so true..
Week 13: Just hope it's not a neutral site game at that point in the season.
Week 14: This'll be the first time KC plays at Univ of Phoenix stadium, right? That's cool.
Week 15: By God, had it not been for the Herm and Pioli years of asstastic football, this would be a lock. Chiefs at home in December against the Faid. But it's not. **** you Scott.
Week 16: Against Pittsburgh on the road might be a potential flex to SNF if both teams are leading or near the top of their divisions.
Week 17: This might be the only home game I go to..
- credit goes to BoneKrusher for the pic
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