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Originally Posted by KCUnited
If you knew, with 95% certainty, that you were going to win a 100 million dollar Powerball a year from now, how many of you married guys with no kids would think about a divorce?
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There's that one old joke:
A man comes home to his wife and exclaims, "Honey, pack your bags! I just won the lottery!" His wife is overjoyed with excitement, but then she calms down and asks, "Well, what should I pack? For how long? Where's the trip?" The husband says, "I don't care, just pack your bags and get the **** out!"