Just finished at the chest machine
Notice a womyn trying to put the handle bar in the pull-down machine
She is clearly being oppresed by our male-dominated physics laws that put her gender height at disadvantage
We make eye contact
She knows what a gender-normative ableist privileged man like me can do to her
My body starts pumping testosterone at incredible levels
Suddenly all sounds stop
All cisgender males gather around us with luscious looks in their faces
My muscles grow three times in size as she begins speaking with a trembling voice
"C-c-ould you" - men around us began to beat their chests and throw weight plates around
"Could you please help me with this? "
She is now covered in sweat as I grab the handlebar
Guys are now screaming in unholy screams of brutal masculinity
I put the handlebar in place. My now extremely big arms are now covered in thick hair and my male hormones can be smelled all over the gym.
She says: "T-t-thank you" in an obvious attempt to ease the pain that my numerous violations of her security have provoked
All males are now pissing at the gym equipment to mark their territory.
I smirk at her and slowly say: "It was my privilege".
She cannot take this abuse and falls down to the ground covered in tears and assumes fetal position.
I walk away with the accomplishment of exercising my patriarchal birthright once again.
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