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Originally Posted by frankotank
hey....anyone want a puppy?
I haven't slept in 2 days.  |
so last night I'm sitting on the floor playing with the lil bugger and he starts getting tired. when he gets tired he snuggles up against ya before going to sleep. still in that pack mentality having 8 brothers and sisters. he'd been playing between my legs with a toy and snuggles up into my crotch. I'm thinking yay.....I'm going to get 20/30 minutes peace! he snuggles in and pow.....he bites my frigging dick! I'm wearing thin gym shorts......(no peanut butter was involved)......and his teeth are like sharks teeth so I'm all......FUUUU*******! I scream and jump up and the wife is yelling dammit you scared the puppy and I scream HE BIT MY DICK!
man....I'm telling ya....it ****ing HURT!!!! I ran to the bathroom to see if he drew blood.
so....anyways....he's the wifes dog now.....