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Originally Posted by SNR
If there's one thing I learned from Tomahawk and Tribal Warfare's ultra-creepy Bray stalker thread, it's that Bray has an overinflated ego that loves to soothe itself by relentlessly posting on instagram and impressing his douchebag friends from high school and college. His obsession with his upcoming marriage made me want to barf.
That reminded me exactly of Brodie Croyle, how when Trent Green got traded and the media asked Croyle about the possibility of taking over as starting QB, he responded with something like, "I'm not thinking about that right now. I've got my wedding coming up in June, and that's my first priority."
Yes, being married is one of the most rewarding things you can do with your life. But seriously... weddings ****ing suck. Especially when they interfere with the opportunity to become immortal. You're gussying shit up and running errands for your bitch for months on end all so you can see the glorious outcome of all that work in.... a ceremony. What the ****? We're not saying you can't get married Brodie. We're just telling you to get to Arrowhead's facilities and start putting in craptons of overtime hours starting now. Don't wait until June. You just lost 2-3 months of good worktime over your stupid wedding that will be over in one day, and all you have to remember it by is the leftover stress, shitty pictures, and a bill that will make your parents want to shoot you in the face.
If you're being looked to as an NFL QB, **** your wedding. You take off one week AT THE MOST between the end of the season and when you can start working out at facilities in March. Either your bitch does all the planning, or you get married in a courthouse. You don't touch that shit. You concentrate on football. Because you're a goddamn QB.
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LOL, I was messing around with that shit
If you want to take it seriously, then I can't help you