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Originally Posted by LoneWolf
Discover Star Wars
Find a XXXL 49ers shirt at Goodwill
Discover Joe Montana looks like Han Solo
Pretend to be a Chiefs fan to avoid daily bullying
Fap to Princess Leia in her metal bikini
Register on ChiefsPlanet
Post 80,000 times about being a fat desperate ****
Lose virginity to a blind and deaf midget with no self-esteem
Begin trolling
Post 80,000 more times in the dating thread about how you are now "slaying" bitches
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To be fair I wasn't XXXL until my 20s.
Also I'm pretty sure I got that shirt brand new at K-Mart.