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-Skyline chili - They should call this by its appropriate name: runny shits with a hint of cinammon (but delicious at 2am on a coney, which then comes full circle into runny shits with a hint of cinammon)
-Chipotle - I don't understand the obsession. The food is so-so, which says a lot about Mexican food when its best fast food version is just that. Something tells me if you like waiting in line for this shit, you would also wait in line for Justin Bieber tickets. Next time I take a shit, I will throw a tortilla in the toilet on top of it. It will save me 10 minutes of waiting in line.
-Any Philly that isn't from Philly - Unless you have a place that is dedicated to cooking Phillys and that ships the right kind of bread, it's not a Philly. It's a dried steak sandwich. If you actually like the taste of this, something tells me you'd also like eating old, dried out vag as long as it was put on grocery bread
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