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Originally Posted by Saulbadguy
I've observed individuals cutting pizza with a knife and fork and dipping every single bite in ranch dressing.
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Originally Posted by notorious
Ranch dip pisses me off.
My wife dips everything in it, and now my kids feel the need, too. If something doesn't taste good enough to eat on it's own, DON'T ****ING ORDER IT.
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Jesus ****ing Christ, **** ****ing ranch in the ****ing face. I hate that shit. What's the quickest way to take something good for you and make it terrible for you? Go oz. for oz. with ranch. That seems to be the only way to utilize ranch.
God ****.
One time my wife's sister and her kids came out. So I was nice and cooked them some downright ****ing beautiful steaks. ****ing beautiful. So I'm had to refill the water so I'm in the kitchen after the kids had eaten a couple bites of the steak and my wife grabs the ranch and says, "don't freak out."
I held it together through the meal, then I melted down. JFC. I should have just grilled up a flank steak or something shitty instead of a great freaking ribeye, if all they're going to use it for is a ****ing avenue to consume ranch. ****ing ****. ****.