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Inbound long rambling post...
In-n-Out is just your standard greasy bullshit fare, it's popularity is only due to the non-availability of it (don't push the red button) and due to the ridiculous American "sheeple" effect. Wondering if you're a sheep? Do you consider Fat Tire/PBR to be good beer? Then you have no taste and only listen to what people tell you. I would say Good Times/Sonic are both superior to In/out.
Chick-fil-a is just your average garbage run of the mill place. Waffle fries were a decent surprise though.
Seafood, especially shrimp. Mmmm-mmmm-mmm smells delicious doesn't it? Yeah, take of whiff of your wife's pig-panties on period week, smell delicious? You're disgusting. Sushi is just not that good of food, anyone who says differently is a trendy liar.
Bacon- Cool, you found out about the internet this week bro? Awesome, bacon everything dude! Sausage tastes better and you get a lot more volume per fatness serving, plus biscuits and gravy dummy.
Beer- Basically see bacon. Beers! Chive on bro! Date Rape! Not that good of a beverage. Occasional winter stouts or summer ales can hit the spot, but I don't understand people that drink 6-10 and aren't full and tired. So heavy, plus with the calories you could have gotten stoned and eaten 2-3 bacon cheeseburgers drove home and felt like a million dollars the next day, good choice though buddy!
Steak- Not that good of food. It has a gross chewy consistency (rare or well-done), is surrounded by pure fat, and generally is way over-hyped in today's society. Added bonus of getting animal tendons/various body parts stuck in your teeth, awesome! Anything off an Indian, Italian, or even a Mexican menu will taste better and require more skill to prepare. Kids don't like it because it's pretty shitty in general and they haven't been conditioned by society for 30+ years to think it's tasty.
Wings- Are shit, can I get some undercooked meat straight out of Tyson's death chamber with a side of tendons and ligaments in my teeth? Sweet bro. Shit food item.
Grits- Cool bro, you grew up eating tasteless corn diarrhea? Guess what, another shit food item. I am always amazed when I have the grit convo with dumb southerners, it's almost as if you fed them bowls of pig shit as a kid they would continue to eat it as adults, amazing. Lose by a country mile to the superiority of breakfast potatoes/hash browns, yet southern dummies still continue to order it.
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