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Do you like it? Yes
Hot or cold? Hot
What brands and strengths do you like? Not picky
Do you take cream or sugar? Need creamer, sugar not as important
Are you a cup a day coffee kind of person or a pot a day kind of person? I could drink it all day
How do you feel about Starbuck's? **** that place. Horribly overpriced and the employees are absurdly overenthusiastic. You're giving me a cup of ****ing coffee, quit acting like you just pulled my only child from a burning car.
Have you tried McDonald's premium coffees, which I hear are notably better than Starbuck's? No
What about Dunkin' Donuts' coffee? The wife has bought it, and I don't notice any difference from the store brands. Probably because of the creamer I put in it.
When did you start drinking coffee? When I was 19 and working in a hotel, everyone seemed obsessed with it. So I tried it and suddenly understood why.
Do you ever add any adult beverages to your coffee? I like some Kahlua or caramel schnapps in it on occasion.
Do you only drink it on weekends? **** no, I drink it every ****ing day.
How do you feel about decaffeinated coffee? **** you.
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