Do you like it? - Do I like what?
Hot or cold? - I'm fine right now.
What brands and strengths do you like? - I like Mt Dew. Code Red strength.
Do you take cream or sugar? - I usually buy it.
Are you a cup a day coffee kind of person or a pot a day kind of person? - **** YOU
How do you feel about Starbuck's? - Hipster hangout
Have you tried McDonald's premium coffees, which I hear are notably better than Starbuck's? - Stop asking me these personal questions.
What about Dunkin' Donuts' coffee? - GO **** YOURSELF
When did you start drinking coffee? Am I being detained?
Do you ever add any adult beverages to your coffee? - Am I free to go?
Do you only drink it on weekends? -
How do you feel about decaffeinated coffee? - Stop making food threads fatty.