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A girl's mother is constantly riding her about getting married. Every day, her mother says, "You're thirty-two, and you've never been married. You're thirty-two, and you've never even been engaged. Never married, never engaged. You've gotta get married." She says, "Leave me alone, Ma. Leave me alone." Her mother goes on and on, "You've gotta get married. You've gotta get married. You've gotta get married." She says, "Ma! Leave me alone!" One day she walks into the house, and she's got rice in hair. Her mother says, "You did it! You finally got married!" She says, "No. I was blowing a chink and he threw up on my head."
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