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Originally Posted by Count Zarth
What's the first thing you need for poverty chicken curry? Chicken, duh. LET'S BUST OUT SOME FINE, FINE CHICKEN THAT COST ME PRACTICALLY NOTHING, PEEPS!!!
Delicious! The rat meat adds a nice texture to it, I find.
Let's defrost this in a disgusting microwave from 1983.
Let's season our chicken with a tasty secret blend from Zarth's spice rack.
Our chicken is now a nice "nuke orange." Boba's looking hungry.
Let's bake our chicken at 350 degrees for awhile. Just wing it brah. No timers up in this poverty kitchen.
Let's get our rice ready while the chicken is cooking. You are MAD JELLY of my rice bag, admit it.
The rice is boiling, so let's cover it and turn to our sauce.
THIS IS OUR SAUCE. LOOK HOW GLORIOUS IT IS. You might be wondering, how did this sauce come to be?
WE POURED IT OUT OF THIS ****ING CAN, MAN!
Let's take a break and pound a protein shake.
Our chicken is done, and swimming in a pool of fat.
Let's dice it up and add to the sauce.
Now add some greek yogurt.
Yep. That's poverty curry alright.
The rice is done!
Let's plate that mother with some pita and hummus, which will make for a nice healthy shit tomorrow. Watch out for the aliens.
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If you could do this on a Gordon Ramsay show, it could make for the greatest episode of a cooking show of all time. Especially if you debate him instead of dropping your head and leaving.
Dinny