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Let's hear the most offensive jokes you can think of!
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05-23-2003, 01:22 AM
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Rausch
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Re: I'm back with more
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Originally posted by angel
What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
And she looks like such a sweet, innocent gal....
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"He had no teeth, and he was slobbering all over himself. I'm thinking, 'You can have your money back, just get me out of here. Let me go be an accountant." I can't tell you how badly I wanted out of there."
Denver rookie QB John Elway, on Jack Lambert, after Lambert and the Steelers knocked Elway out of his first game as a pro (1983).
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rico
I wish I always ended up at gay bars.
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