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Originally Posted by lcarus
Im surprised kinda. I figured SNR would have ripped my shitty trophy store job and my ex-addiction to pain killers lol
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Those would have been good, too. But again, look at how many people I have to roast. To get every single roast perfect, I basically have to remember everything funny that has ever happened in the posting lives of about 70 or 80 different users.
Like, just as an exercise, let's pick beerme or Dr. Facebook Fever. There's no way he'll make the list. Now, given how much time you spend posting on Chiefs Planet per day, make a roast about him. Uhh.. well... going through the archives is an option if you know what you're looking for. If you don't, then you've got tens of thousands of posts to browse through. Awesome, right? So more than likely you're going to go off of memory.
So quick, what are some things you could use? Uhh... he likes drinking, he has no real friends, he has wife problems, he wanted to get banned for some reason for being douche of the year that one time... I think that's it, right... okay. Good. That's enough material. Just type up the roast and send it to the presses.
Now that's done.... OH SHIT! ****! You missed a great opportunity to crack about how he's always talking about his daughter's boyfriend and how much he likes him. Classic gay jokes were missed. Shit. Welp, that's too bad. That roast got ruined. Onto the next one, I guess?
You see, it's a lot harder than it looks.