[go bo]

Originally posted by BIG_DADDY
Alright this is not the most distastefull but still funny as hell:

Phil, Clint and Dummier are crossing the street one day when they are hit by a bus and go straight to hell. They were scared and began to look around. In front of them were 3 doors. Suddenly one of these doors opened and there was the ugliest woman they had ever scene. She was 5'2" and hairy. Her face and body had open soars and and she stunk. All the sudden the voice of Satan was heard.

"Phil, you have sinned and must spend the rest of eternity with this woman"

To his horror a band of demons grabbed him, leading him off to his eternal torment.

Frightened by what they had just seen Dummier turned to Clint and said " That scared my. What you say bout that now?"

Before Clint could figure out what Dummier had said the second door opened showing them an even a better example of womanhood gone bad. This woman was 7' tall. She was obese with cellulite all over her body and flys buzzed around her head.
Suddenly the voice of Satan was heard again.

" Clint, you have sinned and must spend the rest of eternity with this woman".

"Nooooooooooooooooo" Clint screamed as group of demons grabbed him taking him away to his eternal torment.

"What I so do now" Dummier said to himself as he sat there quivering and shaking.

Suddenly the third door opened and there was Pam Anderson?
Then the voice of Satan was heard again.

"Pam, you have sinned"

poor pammy!!!!