[ThaVirus]

Originally Posted by Saccopoo

Oh, you silly fat assed loving scrawny pile of monkey shit.



That you could live in a world so fit with degradation that my posts would actually sublimate themselves into the CP collective and be accepted as the norm rather than the transcendent.



Alas, you do not.



Although, after a ten hour shift in a stark white and newly laundered T-shirt, I did pick out a healthy pile of navel link and cotton residue this afternoon that had an arrangement of abdominal hairs and lint that most likely would have reminded you of the wrinkled starfish of a late-20's caucasian woman that had been to the gym religiously over the past six months, but who had also consumed far too many Taco Bell Triple Steak Burritos at 1:37 a.m. after $0.50 draft Wednesday nights at her local watering hole. i.e., the bitch has a big ol' ass. (At least, when I yanked that pile of lint and hair from my navel, I thought of you...that has to count for something, right?)



The purity of it, coloration wise, stunk of bleach and Q-Tips.



I bet you a dollar to a doughnut you are semi-erect right now.

Seriously. This is horrible.

2 pooties.