A Paratrooper recruit came home from training and is talking with a friend...
Friend: "So how did training go , did you make your first jump yet?"
Paratrooper: "It didn't go so well..."
Friend: "What happened?"
Paratrooper: " Well... I got so scared that I froze and couldn't make my way to the door. My DI yelled at me and said if I didn't jump out of the plane he was going to **** me up the ass!"
Friend: Wow!...So did you jump???
Paratrooper: " A little bit at first...."
