I know what is wrong here.
Don't take cooking advice from people who can't cook.
Don't take job advice from the unemployed.
Don't take marital advice from people in unsuccessful marriages.
Don't take Financial advice from broke people.
Don't take self defense advice from a pacifist.
Why in the hell do you rely on dating advice from people who aren't good at it?
BMDave....look at the bright side. now you can play the sympathy card for the ladies looking for a puppy to take care of....and you've got the best excuse to lose numbers for chics you're not interested in. Boom. winner.
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