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Guy goes down on a woman and after a short bit of licking he hits a bunch of creamy carrots. He's not sure what the hell is happening but keeps plugging away because he is horny as hell.
After another minute or so of crafty cunnilingus he hits a patch of creamy peas. He is now a little worried but decides to push forward one last time.
Now as he really digs in, he hits a giant patch of creamed corn. So he finally has had enough and asks the woman, "Honey are you sick? I came across some creamed carrots and ignored them, I hit a patch of creamed peas and became worried, but now I hit a lot of creamed corn and think you are sick."
So she replies, "No I am not sick but the last guy who ate me out was!"
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