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Originally Posted by dingleberry
I've sat next to hot girls a bunch of times. Even got a girls number after a flight.
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So how did the story end? Did you call her?
I've told the story before, but my only unruly flight story is from many years ago, back when Southwest had the rows of seats facing each other. My boss at the time and I ended up sitting across from a guy who had lost both legs and one arm when trying to jump aboard a freight train as a hobo. He was suing the freight train company, because of course this was clearly their fault, and he was on his way to the trial or some other legal meeting.
He was not quite lucid and was ordering alcoholic beverages and claiming that my boss was a celebrity, so when we had a stopover in Phoenix we switched seats at my boss's request. Personally, I found the guy entertaining.
Apparently on the next leg of the flight the alcohol started kicking in and he ended up hitting a flight attendant with his one remaining arm, so they kicked him off when they landed. I don't know if he was arrested or anything. I never even noticed anything happening, and I think we found out from the stewardesses or something.