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Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog
Ive been talking to this girl for awhile we hungout the other day she was a total whore. She kept talking about her ex and all the guys shes ****ed.
It would be a lot easier to cut her off if she didnt text me everyday.
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Originally Posted by Count Zarth
this never happened
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Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog
Just like you losing your virginity Clayton
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Originally Posted by Count Zarth
I'm serious. I don't think you've ever posted one true fact in this thread.
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Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog
Yeah Clayton W. (name withheld) the 30 something year old virgin knows everything.
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Originally Posted by Count Zarth
This isn't about me, son. Stop deflecting.
Why are you frustrated with women?
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Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog
Because I take your advice and they are illogical
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If you two were not such dorks you probably wouldn't be virgins.
Here is some advice. Stop trying to figure out "chicks". It will never happen. And if you actually DID somehow figure them out, you still wouldn't get laid because you're a ****ing dork.
What's the secret? Devote your efforts to figuring out how not to be a dork, and the pussy will just flow naturally.
Back in the old days, if you had a guitar and could play and sing the first half of "Stairway To Heaven", you couldn't keep the pussy off of you.
I don't know if "chicks" dig musicians anymore, but what the heck? Forget about all the weirdo shit and learn how to play guitar.
Dinny