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Old 08-12-2014, 11:00 PM   #50
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Which stories are supposed to be literal and which ones are supposed to be figurative? And how the **** would you possibly know that information? How the **** are you supposed to take the the story of Adam and Eve figuratively? Either it ****ing happened or it didn't. Either Noah's Ark (which was copied from a previous religion) happened or it didnt. Etc...Could go on and on and on...

Either the boy who cried wolf happened or it didnt...**** it I am going to tell lies all the time

Either santa claus is real or not....**** santa I am gonna be bad and still demand a present

George washington is a ****ing FRAUD because he never cut down a cherry tree AND I REFUSE to learn any lesson from that story....

Ugly duckling

Illiad & odyssey


****ing shawshank redemption

If its not 100% literally true i refuse to ****ing take away any lessons from it man

You are ****ing right, I realized...

anything thats not 100% true is ****ING BULLSHIT man and can't be learned from or studied and we cant get shit out of it

**** YAH

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