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Originally Posted by Saccopoo
Dear Lonewolf Ed,
I was sitting here today re-burning my music collection into FLAC files and I got to my Elvis master tapes remasters and thought about my former secretary from my past life. She loved Elvis. Even to the point of calling me up after she left our company wondering if I would burn her a copy of my Elvis B-sides and studios recordings and bring it over to her.
However, my wife at the time was with child and I was attempting to be a decent, just husband, thus I didn't take her over the disc. Truth be told, she was one of very few women I encountered during my marriage who truly tested my limits of my self imposed dedication to monogamy. (Great rack on a petite, tight body, very attractive and a fabulous personality. Not much in the way of secretarial duties, but I really didn't hire her for such things.)
Anyway, do you think I should make an attempt to contact this individual and see that she finally receives that special Elvis CD she wanted so many years ago?
The thing is, I've started to work out again and my testosterone production is elevated and I'm thinking that I might give a woman my seed. The real problem is, I work so much tha...wtf??!@? Why isn't this shit hole of a CD burner not getting the right goddamn tracks?! How about answering that Ed? Why is this shitty, ass munch of a burner screwing with me?
Oh, and I've been at this since this morning and can't see straight. Should I go to bed now?
Thanks in advance and I look forward to your response(s)!
Sincerely,
Sac
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I have often gone out of my way for women with magnificent melons, for all the good it ever did. I am confounded by CD burners as well and attriute that to Windows Vista which I am plagued with on my PC. I tried making compilation CDs to take on my trips, but many songs get pops and crackles and skips like they are old, warped vinyls. I've tried with every other program possible in disabled mode, but it never helped. I suggest directing the extra testosterone at the wife and yes, go to bed. Sleep is good.