[Easy 6]

Originally Posted by JCharles1981

"10. I called my good pal Gary this morning. Hadn't talked with him for awhile. We were talking about how the past few days was one of the worst in memory for us as sports fans. First, K-State (our adopted Big 12 team) loses on Thursday. Royals get bitch slapped on Friday. Royals get Yosted on Saturday. Mizzou chokes badly Saturday afternoon. KU actually wins -sorry Beakers, when Mizzou loses and KU wins at football, it's an especially dark and depressing day. So with the dawn of a new day, I thought I'd talk to my good friend because I respect his opinion and he usually cheers me up. Here's how good a friend Gary is. We've been going to games together since the mid 1970s. We stood in the driving rain together all night long in 1985 waiting in line to buy World Series tickets. In 1987 we drove his car to Canton to see Len Dawson go in the Pro Football HOF. He got in a bad car wreck under the "Welcome to Illinois" sign in East St. Louis. We drove all the way to Canton, Ohio and back to KC with the front of his car totally smashed in and one headlight left barely working. We went to Cooperstown in 1999 to see George Brett go into the MLB HOF. We've sat in 100 degree heat, the freezing rain, and bitter cold in Arrowhead for the last 40 years. We've been on Chiefs roadies to San Fran, LA, Dallas, Chicago and other places. In other words, I like to get his opinion on things. "So, whaddya think?" I asked him. He said "They're gonna win." I said "You are completely bat shit crazy." He said "I know, but I have a feeling they're due." I said "They're missing seven starters and they're 2-8 lifetime in Miami." He said "They're gonna win." So, major kudos to my friend Gary. Sometimes the gut feeling is the best feeling, and he had the gut feeling. And what a great day. Royals win. Donks lose, Chiefs win -and in fairly convincing fashion. Lots of good bad and ugly, today, so let's get with it."

Everything except mentioning how the Chiefs would win yesterday's game is irrelevant in this paragraph.

Its easy to see why you're in the red, go make Mr. Blowfish a sammich and rub his feet you bitch tit.