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Originally Posted by CaliforniaChief
Does anyone else in here do RAGBRAI? I'm planning to do it this coming summer...I grew up in Iowa and when I decided to get healthy, I made it my goal.
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Start training now.
Do four shots of Tequila every morning followed by 10 beers. Ride your bike 7 miles to the nearest pub and repeat the Tequila shots and beers, Ride 5 more miles to a strip club that plays Metalica non stop. Do a beer slide at said strip Club.
Go home and pitch a tent in your backyard. Ride to the pub and drink Jaegerbombs till every fat chick looks dooable. Ride to a different tent, in a different town and act surprised that you are not in your own tent. Ask her if you can stay.