My parents stopped by and I showed them the Bradley Smoker I am going to order. They said they never got us a housewarming gift when we bought in February and they'd gladly buy "us" that. I think I'll gladly take their offer and not tell my wife they offered a housewarming gift as she'd probably want something she could use too.
Oh and wife, if you are lurking under my account and read this. **** you, I know you'll love my cooking!