[Coochie liquor]

Originally Posted by Katipan

Oh boy.

So there's this guy named Jax. His dad started a club that turned into a gang. It's made up of a bunch of fun loving characters, like Chucky.

A compulsive masturbator that had his fingers cut off to discourage his masturbation. He got new fingers later ala Star Wars.

Then there's Tiggy. Tiggy walked in on his daughter pretending to be dominated by a huge black dude. That daughter later got set on fire in a pit on top of a bunch of other black dudes. Tiggy now humps Venus, who is played by Walton Goggins.

Then there's Juicey. Although he's dead right now. He went a little nuts early in the series. Stole some drugs, framed a brother, killed a brother, failed at suicide, ratted some private information to someone he shouldn't have, killed a cop, shot at a bunch of CHPs, went to jail, got butt ****ed by Marilyn Manson on a daily basis, killed a Chinese dude, got humped by a bunch of Chinese dudes and was finally killed by Marilyn Manson by a shiv hidden in a book of poetry.

Chibs is our foreigner from the IRA. He's ugly but hot. Can't be killed. Jimmy O Fallon said so.

Bobby... Oh Bobby. He was a fat accountant that pretended to be Elvis. His eye got carved out with a grapefruit spoon because a bunch of people lied and he can't drive worth a shit. We all loved Bobby tho.

I could go on?...

Damnit, a spoiler warning woulda been nice. I just finished season 1, and now I feel like I've seen the whole series!!