True Story: the first year my wife and I were married, I was sitting in the living room one early afternoon playing video games when she walked in and asked what I wanted for dinner. I said, "You know how to make Chicken Fried Steak?" She said, "I should be able to make that pretty easily."
She walks back towards the kitchen and I hear a lot of rustling around in the freezer. After about 45 seconds of that rustling around, she yells from the kitchen, "We don't have any chicken."
Smh. Freaking Asian girls from California.
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