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Old 01-06-2015, 12:37 PM   #73
Hootie Hootie is offline
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Dallas, Texas
Casino cash: $10004900
they are terrible

I win every time I go to the boat and play poker. If I need to gamble, I'll drive my ass to Peoria on Saturday and rape.

I went wasted with some buddies a month ago and won like $380 in 3 hours.

I went this Saturday, drank a little, and lost $170 in 3 card poker, went and sat at the poker table when my name was up, and won $611 in 4 hours.

Online poker shutting down has made all of the 18-25 year old "pros" (lol) absolute fish. It's hilarious. Knits are knits. There was 30 people playing and there wasn't a single real poker player in the room. I crushed everyone.

I literally think I could rattle off 90% winning sessions in that card room on Saturdays (the only real good day to go from what I've heard).
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