[KC native]

Originally Posted by KCUnited

I had a 3 hour layover at DFW last month. My wife was sitting next to me and got up to find a restroom and by the time she got back some beast of a woman stomped in, sat in the chair next to me, unwrapped a foot long sandwich, crushed it in under 10 bites and walked off. The seats in the terminal were all attached and the entire row was swaying with the force of her eating this sandwich. After the devourment she brushed all the crumbs off her lap onto my carry-on bag and stomped off. My wife came back and was like 'why do you have that look on your face?'