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Originally Posted by arrwheader
My girlfriends dog is on its way out. The dog is like a 14 year old schnauzer. I was talking to a friend while she was sitting next to me one night, and telling him a story about her dog. The story was about this one time I was petting her, and she kind of went lifeless. I was talking about how crazy it would be if the dog just died in my lap right there. Yeah, waterworks on that one. I felt like a dick, I went on explaining to her that I didn't wish it was dead or anything, I just thought.....Then I realized, just shut up!
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