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A couple months ago, my wife and I got into an argument. She said to me, "if there is one thing in this world I would compare you to, it would be a grizzly bear!" I fired back at her with, "if there is one thing in the world I would compare YOU to, it would be a succubus!!!" She responded with, "I don't know what that is and I am not going to look it up!" I replied with, "it wouldn't matter if you did try to look it up...you wouldn't be able to spell it correctly anyways!"
I remember sitting back and thinking to myself, "holy shit, that was ****ing mean."
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