[unlurking]

...We're grateful for your contributions, and it looks like you've been grabbing some of our favorite perks. (Patrol car? Speaking line? Baseball game? Gone, gone and gone. If you want us at your wedding, act fast!) But if you missed out today, keep checking back. You’ll see some new and very, very different stuff. So, stay tuned.

If there’s anything you want that you don’t see, let us know in the comments and we’ll see if we can make it happen. If enough people request the “Kick Farva In The Nuts” package, we might make it happen. And if you have any questions, make sure to check out the FAQ before shooting us a message...

I'm totally in for an "Ow My Ballz" perk with Farva!