So the Big 12's bell cow kicks off the season on September 5th against the Fighting Irish. They have a chance to complete the ecumenical grand slam of futility by losing to BYU, Baylor, TCU, and Notre Dame in the span of one year.
Mormons, Baptists, Catholics, and Disciples of Christ (whatever that's supposed to mean)...don't blow it, Bevo.
In baseball, four strikeouts a game is called a Golden Sombrero. Maybe this could be a Golden Crown of Thorns.
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