A midsize city's newspaper wrote two paragraphs about this, truly a huge event.
I know you Beakers are amped up about the intramural games or whatever it's actually called, since this provides a distraction from the football season you are all dreading. The quest for the perfect 0-fer season will begin on schedule - sorry beakermaniacs.
I hope it provides some comfort watching your basketball team dunk on some people who have about an even chance to see their country invaded by Russians before they graduate. I know that would probably mark the first time most Americans have ever heard of the countries these teams represent. "Mongolia's playin' basketball? What in the hell? And they are playing some country calls itself Montenegro, that's just plan racist!"
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