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"Hi there, this is the University of Kansas! We were wondering if we could maybe find a place in the SEC!"
"Oh hey! Nice to hear from you! We're glad you called! We'd had never thought that Coach Marshall would want to make the jump to our conference with his current school! This is very exciting!"
"Ummm, Coach Marshall coaches at Wichita State. We have Coach Self here."
"OHHH. Oh, wow. Well, this is awkward. Umm, do you have any connections to Coach Marshall, or maybe a contact number we could reach him at?"
"We'll call you back." *click*
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