Halloween used to be my favorite holiday. By far. The last couple of times when I was young enough to dress up and party, I went as a news reporter and interviewed people on the street. That was a blast.
But, ever since I got married, the allure of ****ing girls in slutty costumes just feels more like Gitmo torture, so there's no point. I'll pass out candy to kids and go to bed by 11. The rest of it is pointless.
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