Meanwhile -- how the **** do women go through life with either no pockets, or pockets that are so laughably small you couldn't fit more than a paperclip, sideways?
My wife hates that women's clothes don't have pockets. So of course I mock her. Put on one of my jackets that has inside pockets too, and say "hey, look, I currently have 10 pockets" or whatever. One of my North Face jackets has pockets so big I can fit an iPad mini in them. So of course I do, frequently, just to demonstrate.
