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It could have been worse.
At least he didn't trip on his way to the hot tub and impale his wife through her eye while simultaneously pole vaulting himself up and over the balcony railing and all the way down into the hotel parking lot landing on top of the already decorated "Just Married" limo intended for the daughter and furture SILs' honeymoon.
Now that would have been really really hard for the daughter to deal with not to mention the poor bastard wouldn't have gotten the kind of penetration he was looking for.
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