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Originally Posted by BWillie
One time I was in Fargo, and I saw something in the distance with a ice scraper sticking out of the snow with a bunch of reddish snow around it. I lumbered out into the snow covered field and found about 6 Million dollars. Do you think if I leave I owe you notes that will suffice? I'm going to pay whoever's it is back. I promise. My I owe you notes are as good as gold
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One time I went to the movies and met a girl. We hit it off and decided to run off together. Stopped by her house to pack a bag and inadvertently grabbed her pimp's cocaine stash instead. Sold it to a Hollywood bigwig and funded a vacation to Aruba.