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Originally Posted by DaFace
My favorite is that you are far more likely to die in a car wreck on the way to the convenience store to buy a powerball ticket than you are to win.
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because it was hit by lightning four times.
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs.
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