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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud
None.
And who doesn't tell all their friends about the girls they slept with?
Hell, at one point, my only male roommate, ever, and I would go out and pick up chicks.
We'd each go to our respective bedrooms to pleasure the ladies, then meet for a beer (or 3) in the kitchen when the deeds were done.
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we are the same. Me and my buddys never worried about telling each other about skanks back in the day. We were getting laid at least.
I've got this buddy who got cheated on a couple years ago and had never really just gone crazy ****ing chicks when he was younger but now he's hitting everything that moves, EVERYTHING.
So this lady always used to hang out at the bars right as he was finding out about his wife ****ing around, she was about 75 lol but hot to trot towards young guys. One nig h t we all drink all night long me and my wife leave, buddy follows is out the door. Next day he's at the shop telling us he went and ****ed her like crazy. We laughed so hard. She had a voice like an old man that had smoked for years.
A couple weeks later the wife and I walk in the bar and she calls us over And tells us to tell my buddy he might have been.the greatest **** of her life and to come over anytime.
. I guess he was drunk and her voice was REALLY ****ing him up but he wasn't giving in. Hit it for three hours straight.
Best part? His ex finds out about it and calls him.talking shit. He gets the satisfaction of telling her that he stopped by and she sucked his dick on his way home early that morning, prior to him showering.